Last night, about 11:30 I was watchin’ some tube and heard THUNDEROUSLY loud pounding coming from somewhere in my building… It went away for a minute then came back followed by yelling.

Some dick was trying to kick in a door in one of my neighbor’s cribs downstairs! This guy was totally hammered and yelling through the door “I want’ my F%#$in’ keys bitch!

Everyone in the building was peepin out their doors to find out what the hell was going on, so I told the guy to knock it off. He pretty much ignored me… and kept kicking the door and screaming… What a prick. I called the cops and warned the dude that they were coming and if he didn’t want to get taken away in handcuffs he better split — which I think he did, because the RPD was looking through backyards in my neighborhood for this loser.

 I don’t think they got him.

What’s the moral of the story?

Some people shouldn’t drink…

Big Marc